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[D00neY]

About the Counties
Carlow = Mad for sugar beet, can't get enough of it. Hobbies: Growing
sugar beet.

Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, tight. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo
dumps and knitting black balaclavas.

Clare = fiddle-playing charming people and, more recently, fine
footballers. Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from
ever again, setting up golf courses in their back lawns.

Cork = the loveable rogues of Ireland. Here for everyone else's
entertainment. Hobbies: Milking cows, being European capital of culture
but not knowing what exactly that means or how they got it boy?

Donegal = away in their own world up there, not much known about this
eccentric type. Hobbies:
Stripping the Irish coast of fishies, running back up to their corner of the
island and blaming the
spanish*.aye twas the spanish!!

Dublin North = criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, dirty women,
skinheads and all-round examples of human waste. Hobbies: Heroin and
watching serial numbers being filed off stolen BMW's, joy-riding anything
from a lexus to a washing machine. Dublin South = west Brits, snobs, rich,
easy glamorous women. Hobbies: talking shite and sleeping with their best
friend's spouse or mother.

Galway = sophisticated culchies, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy.
Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid,
juggling with fire on the streets, paying a million pounds
for a three bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain.

Kerry = God's kingdom on earth, no doubt about it. Some of the best land in
Ireland but they don't tell anyone this. Hobbies: Football, swimming with
dolphins, football, seeing how many foreigners they can score each year,
football, hosting a massive festival every week, football, going to the
south pole and football.

Kildare = is anyone really from Kildare or are they all just from Dublin?
Hobbies: Denying they have anything to do with Dublin. Spending best part of
4 hours each day travelling to and from Dublin. Using Daz for whiter than
white jerseys on a summer's day.

Kilkenny = red haired alcoholics who refuse to believe not all land in
Ireland is capable of growing barley and wheat "not a
bother". Hobbies = driving massive combines, hosting comedy festivals and
having red-haired babies.

Laois = harmless aul bunch of lads, hope to have the whole county
by-passed at some stage by 2025 so they can get on with their own
business. Hobbies: Living an honest life, collecting EU development
grants, getting the piss taken out of them for being the queen's
county*haha ye plantation bastards!

Leitrim = enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: learning about traffic
lights and roundabouts in school (night school for adults that is)

Limerick = grand place, great sports people, city has bad reputation
through no fault of its own. Hobbies: stabbing people, gang-land murders,
drug hauls, graffiti spraying, joy-riding*.

Longford = Gombeen men. Hobbies: Legalising bestiality.

Louth = IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits. Hobbies: Tearing through
Cooley at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out
the window.

Mayo = Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrate as
soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Hobbies: roaring about how great they
are, whinging about why nobody likes them.

Meath = either Dublin wannabes or mad country bucks. Hobbies: Beating
Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually
notice, driving massive john deere's cos they're big, green and yellow too.

Offaly = Bog. Hobbies = exploiting bogs and
later making them into tourist attractions*hats off!

Roscommon = flat county, a silage pit is a mountain. Hobbies:
Sheep-stealing.

Sligo = either in their 20s and a surfer or in their 80s and a granny, no
in-betweens. Hobbies: Surfing and knitting wet-suits for their grand
children.

Tipperary = promiscuous girls, Tipp does not have two different Ridings
for nothing! Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents
and hoping their parents don't find out.

Waterford = decent honest hard-workers generally good folks. Hobbies:
Calling a strike.

Westmeath = like most midlanders, generally boring. Hobbies, much like
some people up north, winning one football title and then believing they
know it all about football.

Wexford = Brown earth you'd wanna take home in your pockets. Hobbies =
selling their "home-grown" organic fruit (bought at supermarket that
morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible
Dubliners out for a drive in the country. Also beating Kilkenny in hurling
and going on the piss for t he rest of the summer (with the team).

Wicklow = either country snobs with range rovers or poor aul sheep farmers
with peak caps and a small black and white sheep dog with dirt all over
him. Hobbies: setting up illegal dumps in their back lawns and denying all
knowledge of that 300,000 tons of asbestos, nappies and syringes. Never
saw it til now your honour.

[WoRmEaTeR]

[farrelly]

Leitrim = enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: learning about traffic
lights and roundabouts in school (night school for adults that is)

I'm not a weirdo

[KathMcD]

And i actually thought i got my apartment for a BARGAIN!!! More fool me...jeez im an awful eejit...sorweeeeeeee

[Judy]

Im proud of my bog..

[P-Dog]

Girls did yee see when the last post for this topic was.... Feb 2006

Duhh... that means that its old duhh..
People stopped posting Duhh.

[Judy]

Your gonna have to broaden your vocab. Duhh.. If its so old why are you looking at it then!!!! Just logged on once or twice n just finding out how it works.

Its new to me..

[Judy]

Your gonna have to broaden your vocab. Duhh.. If its so old why are you looking at it then!!!! Just logged on once or twice n just finding out how it works.

Its new to me..

[Judy]

Your gonna have to broaden your vocab. Duhh.. If its so old why are you looking at it then!!!! Just logged on once or twice n just finding out how it works.

Its new to me..

[P-Dog]

well its hardly rocket science......

Oh but i forgot your female, your brain is smaller than ours....